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Surely the LAPD has better things to do than bust old men yanking it in an adult movie theater… 
“Oh science, oh science, oh science!!” ~An atheist having sex.
''Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?'' ......''No sweetheart she comes with G.I.Joe, she just fakes it with Ken!!!''
INTERVIEW WITH NAS: Stephen Colbert: Your ex-wife is Kelis ryt? Nas: thats right. Stephen Colbert: Was yo divorce due to the fact that her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard?
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve?
Prison counts as a gated community, right?
Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry
What I lack in imagination,,, I make up.
My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home,, and forgetting things.
Well I guess it's ,,,," No more Mr. Nice-Guy "...... ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy
My Political-Plumber friend says it's --- Lefty liberal, Righty up-tighty
Women are just like cartons of Orange Juice! It's not the size or shape that matters. Or even how sweet the juice is. It's getting those Fking flaps open!!!
For the first time ever Women's IQ test scores are higher than Men's!......But to keep it fair they didn't include the ''Blondes'' scores!!!
Music is my Escape from all the Bullsh!t in Life!!!
If your a$$ had a ''Like'' button, I'd hit it!!!
My stalker has never sent me a nude pic of herself, I don't think she is taking this relationship serious.
This has been the Hottet July in U.S. history! And not just because of ''Magic Mike'' and ''50 Shades of Grey'' temperatures have benn up also!!!
Normal people are the crazy psychos who hide it very well!
: Ha!! My wife thinks that she's meeting my Italian friend "Fellatio" tonight...
:Block your husband so I know it's real.
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