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wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon 
Don't you just hate it when your friends ask you to flex, then your bicep smashes them in the face knocking them unconscious?
it's the people who make a party awesome, not the drinks,bro
You have to be nuts to be between a guy's legs 24/7.
Tom and Jerry: The original "1000 Ways to Die."
always know where the remote is all it takes is one sad animal commercial to kill the mood
Sticking ANY kind of bumper sticker on your car is a great way to let people know you're a moron.
Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.
Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.
Wait, don't eat yet! Let me take a picture of it at an artsy angle, add Instagram effects, and upload it to Facebook!
When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
Hey people who like to start conversations with complete strangers, knock that s$it off.
''See that guy over there carrying my golf bag? That's the one job i've created!!!''----President Obama
If 50 is the new 40, does that mean I have to break it to my 9 year old nephew that he's the new -1?
I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
I know we are in a seious debate on your status! And I totally disagree with everything you've said. But I can't commnt yet, because I have no idea what I' talking/arguing about, and i'm waiting for Google to load!!!
You know its the truth when Republicans start with the name calling.
Hey you looney liberal... if that hooker says she'll give you an "Obama" for $20, she means she'll be happy to take a sh!t your face.
Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.
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