Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Okay Canadians you win... When you convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, it's only 46.6 here in the states.

   Hey I just met you and this might seem crazy but give me good head and don't be lazy

   remember when you were a child, you used to blow bubbles? well he's back in town

   Gloria,,, Sometimes I still panic knowing that the rhythm is going to get me.

   Sometimes,,,, I don't like it at the grown-ups table.

   I don't like to boast,, So I don't....... I'm probably the best at not boasting,, Actually... The very best.

   The only thing that should be seperated by color is laundry♥

   Rest In Peace Sherman Hemsley aka George Jefferson.. You're differently moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

   writing in his new book "sex and pregnancy - a possible connection?"

   ''Please punch in your account number, phone number,and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!''

   Archie Buinker & George Jefferson together again......in a much better place!!!

   Sherman Hemsley(George Jeferson) has passed on! In his own words he would probably say ''Somehow a Honky is behind this!!!''

   George Jefferson is dead!........''Moving on up to that apt. in the sky!!!'' R.I.P.

   How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!

   Happy National Tequila Day! And tomorrow, enjoy National Hangover Day?!?!

   Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

   Dear Woman who is wearing jeans with a huge hole near the crotch. Yes I understand that is fashionable, just not in the office…. unless you are smoking hot…

   Ladies be careful, some of these guys don't want to get into your pants, they want to wear them.

   This status sucks!

   A new poll found 44 percent of Florida voters think the country is on the wrong track, and the rest think JFK is still president.