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BREAKING NEWS: Governor Orders Statewide Car Wash To Induce Rain.
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08-01-2012 16:51 by
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Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony.
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08-01-2012 16:44 by
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This leftist boycott of Chick FiL A is the first actual economic stimulus of the Obama era........
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08-01-2012 15:43 by
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I just got the comment that I do not have any horses in the stable ... so I'll go and buy a pony now.
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08-01-2012 15:41 by
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the line was so long at chick fil a, I got some KFC to eat while I waited...
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08-01-2012 15:40
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believe in the magical idealism and the theory of the absolute individual
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08-01-2012 15:37 by
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I seen a Lady driving a 18 wheeler on the highway today..Thought to my self.. Thats a funny looking kitchen..
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08-01-2012 15:32 by
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went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav
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08-01-2012 15:14 by
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Screw College!!! The mere fact of owning a Twitter or Facebook account gives everyone a dual doctorates in political science and economics.
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08-01-2012 15:04
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Anyone remembers walking far away from your house just to see how good is your wireless home phone reception before it goes out?.....Man did those phones have good battery- life
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08-01-2012 15:00 by
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lesbians are boycotting chick fil a by eating tacos!!
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08-01-2012 14:26
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"My girlfriend just broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair... It's ok though, She always comes crawling back."
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08-01-2012 14:22
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Chick-Fil-A opposes same sex marriage but I heard their fries were waffling...
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08-01-2012 14:14
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What's that movie where Tyler Perry pretends to be something he's not… you know, a director?
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08-01-2012 13:57
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The Care Bears taught me so much growing up... no not the emotional crap. They taught me it was OK to stare.
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08-01-2012 13:56 by
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As a woman, it's part of my default settings to be right. Always.
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08-01-2012 13:56
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When push comes to shove, isn't that just a fight waiting to happen??
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08-01-2012 13:53
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What's a nice guy like you doing in a b!tch like her?
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08-01-2012 13:52
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I almost forgot to update my status that I'd been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!
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08-01-2012 13:51 by
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What's the best poison for rats and people who reP0st sh!t??
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