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   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Governor Orders Statewide Car Wash To Induce Rain.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 16:51 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 16:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon This leftist boycott of Chick FiL A is the first actual economic stimulus of the Obama era........
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got the comment that I do not have any horses in the stable ... so I'll go and buy a pony now.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:41 by Henrik Comments (0)  


   messageicon the line was so long at chick fil a, I got some KFC to eat while I waited...
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon believe in the magical idealism and the theory of the absolute individual
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:37 by Henrik Comments (0)  


   messageicon I seen a Lady driving a 18 wheeler on the highway today..Thought to my self.. Thats a funny looking kitchen..
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:32 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:14 by Henrik Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw College!!! The mere fact of owning a Twitter or Facebook account gives everyone a dual doctorates in political science and economics.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Anyone remembers walking far away from your house just to see how good is your wireless home phone reception before it goes out?.....Man did those phones have good battery- life
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:00 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon lesbians are boycotting chick fil a by eating tacos!!
←Rate | 08-01-2012 14:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "My girlfriend just broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair... It's ok though, She always comes crawling back."
←Rate | 08-01-2012 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chick-Fil-A opposes same sex marriage but I heard their fries were waffling...
←Rate | 08-01-2012 14:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's that movie where Tyler Perry pretends to be something he's not… you know, a director?
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Care Bears taught me so much growing up... no not the emotional crap. They taught me it was OK to stare.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:56 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a woman, it's part of my default settings to be right. Always.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon When push comes to shove, isn't that just a fight waiting to happen??
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's a nice guy like you doing in a b!tch like her?
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost forgot to update my status that I'd been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the best poison for rats and people who reP0st sh!t??
←Rate | 08-01-2012 13:47 Comments (0)  



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