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Fourth place is the first to regret giving up booze and drugs for 4 years. 
A.W.K. moment when Pakistan does not win any medals at the Olympics for 'Shooting'
If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fucked.
I always feel a little smarter when its kids week on jeopardy RJ :P
This is a list of people who asked for your opinion.................
If I didn't have internet I'd be asleep 4hrs earlier every night!
The first person that started hiccuping must have been scared to death!
If you don't want a Sarcastic answer don't ask a Stupid Question!
There is nothing more awkward then when you take the last open urinal, then everyone else finishes up and leaves except you and the person next to you.
Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.
I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame.
Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons..
Second chances: When it just didn't hurt enough the first time.
I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
“I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook
I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.
The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
One must respect the "every-other urinal" law. There are 10 open urinals, why would you want to pee right next to another dude?
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