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only I can prevent forest fires?? But I live in Oklahoma... 
In my most shameful moments I use the word "c*cksucker" negatively despite how greatly I enjoy having my c*ck sucked.
"Oh my, they're not even wearing their seat belts; this is thrilling!" -Mitt Romney watches a Bang Bus video
HEY,, I wrote the manual on ADD.. Well, it's 3 sentences,,,, The rest is a drawing of a giant space robot eating a skyscraper made of muffins.
I'm guessing we call it "baby powder" because that sounds better than "adult ball powder"?
Sex isn't sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, legs folding, lip biting, neck sucking, pillow biting, back scratching, etc.
If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.
why are we so mean to Mexico they give us drugs?
Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
If I never use a smiley face in any of the texts I send you.....it's safe to say I don't like you.
Be nice to your stalker. They just want to be loved...
only dogs go for bones, Real men go for curves.
Women, will you PLEASE tell your breasts to stop staring at my Eyes!? It's very offputting! How Rude!
Nicki Minaj judging singers on "American Idol" makes about as much sense as Mitt Romney judging a drag queen contest in West Hollywood.
I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder....
The moment you understand the value of life, is the moment you die.
I would much rather answer silly questions than try to fix stupid mistakes.
Heck with the 7 Dwarfs, I have: "Not me"; "Don't know"; "Wasn't Home"; "Not Mine"; "Didn't use it last"; "Haven't Seen it" & "I'm Not Doing It!" living with me
"Whats the fastest way to make a woman pick cotton?" "Set the string on fire!"
Just got my name of the list for the new iPhone 6 due out next month.. 