Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Excuse me for the lack of updates lately. I'm really busy growing a mustache.

   Sarcasm is humor with an attitude.

   Kanye West would be proud of the amount of times the two candidates interrupted each other tonight.

   The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass.

   A world where your intellect is measured by 'Followers' and 'Likes'.

   You know how America votes off contestants on Dancing With The Stars....That would be such a great idea on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

   Heyy I changed my car horn to gun shot sound...People move out the way much faster now ;-))

   Ask Romney to name the ramen flavors since he knows the struggle.

   Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate...

   We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.

   Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened

   Does everyone asking questions during the debate have a deviated septum??

   If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking.

   Obama & Romney focusing on the middle class & refusing to discuss the poor is like Kobe focusing on taking shots & refusing to pass.

   All I wanted to watch on TV tonight was, "the biggest loser." Looks like he's on network!!

   The cat puking in the middle of my bed was NOT the type of wet spot I was hoping for.

   Me and BIG BIRD, going down to Sesame Street to see if we can buy the moderate a lie detector.

   Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy. Buh duh tsss.

   These debates are cool, but I think Romney and Obama should just skip the last debate and do an episode of "Wife Swap" instead...

   Ironically it's the things people don't say that tell you everything you need to know.