Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   When I voted I wrote Abraham Lincoln in for president and Bill Clinton in for Vice President , Because 2 things this country has Too much of is vampires and ho'z !!

   It's finally here in a few hours America will finally find out the winner.............. between the pistons and the nuggets.

   Wear a smile. One size fits all

   When I was born, the day I was brought home form the hospital my parents put up a sign on my bedroom door: "Checkout Time 18 Years"

   Heading to the polls to vote for the fifth time this week!!!!...... God I love living in the state of Florida!!!!

   I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work.

   In 2013 I'm going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..

   Vick's career has always been dogged by bad decisions ..

   Help!!!!! I just took a bunch of these blue pills because some asian dude told me today was E-R-E-C-T-I-O-N day.

   Who is ready to celebrate "No More Campaing" Adds on Wednesday? Ive got the beer!

   I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about bathroom mirror profile pictures.

   Women... the more attention they get, the more options they seek.

   The male version of "Fifty Shades of Grey" arrives this Tuesday at Midnight. They are calling it "Halo 4" !!! Countless crowds are standing in line anywhere games are sold.

   I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision.

   My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.

   I've a bottle of Champagne chilling for election night. If Romney wins I'll drink a glass. If Obama wins I'll drink the whole thing then start on whiskey....

   A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least a thousand dollars.

   When I win the lottery I am going to buy all the raisin cookies in the world and throw them in the trash.

   I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."

   Please don't curse and use bad words when you comment on my posts. My mother f*cking family is on Facebook. Thank you.