Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Who gets the binders full of women?

   Quick! Sign here ______, here ______ and on this side ______, done! I'll explain on our honeymoon.

   The Democrats and Republicans are like Coke and Pepsi, each has a slightly different taste but both very bad for you. As for me, I like a lot of Jäger and a splash of Red Bull. I'm thinking Jägerbomb party. Who's in?

   I dont believe in love, but I believe in sex.

   That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation.

   Sorry Romney lost, imagine all those moron joke we coulf have done..... sorry mormon.

   Well the good news is Obama won nothing will change, The bad news is Obama won nothing will change.

   People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!

   Michelle Obama is definitely getting the D tonight!

   Totally forgot about the Hemorrhoid Commercial...

   Writing "wash me" on someone's car is kind of funny, but writing "I'm watching you right now" is hysterical

   Yesterday a Radio DJ said that America was an Obama Nation, he was sort of right... its becoming an abomination!

   so Obama wins again.....just goes to prove that once you go black you can't go back!

   Well folks.. Did you pray about the election? If you believe in god, there you have it. God loves Democrats more.

   You are in the top 1% of Government handouts, Obama, supporter! I command you to give me 60% of your handout and pay your fair share!

   Pretty trippy the movie "Recount" is on HBO on demand...

   it easy to blame everything on Obama coz he doesnt look like you?

   The Bears are the #1 team in the NFL!! Wait, sorry, I was using Electoral College logic...

   That speech made me do the Carlton Dance :)

   if Obama is the answer, it was a stupid question!