Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Those saying what a great guy Jovan Belcher was seem to overlook he just killed his baby's mother!!

   I wonder why George Bailey never told Mr. Potter to just SUCK IT...

   Bacon jokes are so played. $hut up already and just go buy some.

   I went to the movies to see "Lincoln". The only thing they had at the snack bar were waffles and Log Cabin Syrup.

   The person below me needs help.

   Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless...

   it's that time of the year to again remind all the douchebags that think Xmas is a word that they are all going to Hell...

   Hey,, people who buy just 1-ply toilet paper at grocery stores,, Are you trying to quit??

   Say "cheese!" cuz I want you to look like a complete idiot in this picture.

   For sale: one toilet, one toilet seat and one roll of toilet paper. Because I just don't give a sh*t.

   it too much to ask for an attractive hot stalker....I mean, come on, seriously!

   I refused to allow my doctor to diagnose me with OCD.. Acronyms must contain an even number of letters.

   I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.

   If I ever get a vasectomy, I'm going to ask the doctor if they can make it so that, everytime I ejaculate, a little flag pops out that say “BAM!”

   I don't know how many girls it takes to change a light-bulb but I guarantee you they'd post pictures of them doing it on Facebook.

   Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.

   LOL at all these losers on Facebook on a Saturday night. I'll be here all night.

   THERE'S A TECHNIQUE IN LOVE: We follow the rule "Love one another" and if doesn't work, just swap the last two words, "Love another one"....

   Most of you like waking up in the morning..... to see the "com ments" and "likes" that your sta tus received. I like waking up in the morning....... to see.... WTF I po sted!

   Today, December 1st I am thankful for no more thankful posts.... it is officially December........ and I made it through last month without having to delete anyone..... oh ya! :D (and yes... I will not even wink an eye if you delete me!!!)