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   messageicon Hail Mary, full of grace, put Notre Dame in second place.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 20:25 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon finally a cute stalker
←Rate | 01-03-2013 18:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do women continue to by men gifts, when the two "best" gifts are free? Blow Jobs and Silence!
←Rate | 01-03-2013 17:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I hope in 2013 people stop taking photos or videos with a 0.2 Megapixel potato
←Rate | 01-03-2013 16:58 by TB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook (FB) + Instagram (I) = FBI............."They" are watching you.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 16:42 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope the weekend comes as fast as my ex
←Rate | 01-03-2013 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose "Extremely Hard".
←Rate | 01-03-2013 16:05 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon When I get a headache,I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children,just like the bottle says LOL!
←Rate | 01-03-2013 14:45 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon turns out, Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 14:15 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it as a grown man living in your own home you cannot touch those "special" pillows on the couch, but those grandkids can come over and toss them everywhere and its cute?
←Rate | 01-03-2013 14:08 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 14:06 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon look, I'm only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won't try to tell me about it later.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 13:57 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Dave Grohl...we get it. You hit the drums hard. Now try playing with some dynamics.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 13:43 by Rocker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zuckerberg was going to steal your photos but saw that copyright status you posted and went back to having more money than you ever will.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 13:37 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like and enthusiastically comment on every photo your aunt has posted to facebook. Turn the tables
←Rate | 01-03-2013 13:32 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rumor is Andy Reid is going to coach in KC after mistaking them for KFC......
←Rate | 01-03-2013 13:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "The Santa Clause" use the exact same plot formula.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 13:15 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hockey still exists? Yeah right... next you're gonna tell me MTV plays music videos.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should rename Hockey "H0nkey", 'cause it's one of the last major team sports still dominated by Caucasoids. Thank G0D.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 12:11 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon it safe to comeback? Are the kids back to school yet?
←Rate | 01-03-2013 10:49 Comments (0)  



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