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if it stays dark for too long, Ray Lewis might stab someone 
Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
49ers sort of have a dear antler in the headlights look.
New Orleans hasn't lost this much power since hurricane Katrina
really bummed there was no wardrobe malfunction this year
looks like there's a position open for an electrician at the Super Dome
"Here, spray this on the fuse box" - Ray Lewis to Superdome technician.
Manti Teo's girlfriend can lipsync to an autotuned track too
That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!
There will be a huge demand on all European hair this week! So buy stock and shares in hair!
Need to stop drinking this....its like 50 million Beyonces on the stage all of a sudden......
1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!
I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
In the off season Ray Lewis works out at the North Pole with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.
I heard Colin Kaepernick is going to lip-sync his play calls
Who"s gonna win the Super Bowl? I predict Harbaugh wins hands down.
Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
Not even a gun range has enough good guys with a gun to stop one bad guy with a gun! 