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How about you Harlem shake off a cliff 
If this van's a rockin'?,,, the front wheel must have come off the cinder block... Just knock on the trailer door, someone's usually home
goto yahoo, then click "Best and worst dressed at Oscars", first pic Halle Berry, second pic Pinocchio....
High School Reunions: Trying to replicate that which was never so great to begin with.
Women: The prettiest flowers in God's garden.
If 9 out of 10 doctors recommend it, what the hell is the tenth doctor recommending?
***News Alert*** Michelle Obama is stunned her husband didn't win Best Actor.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing.....
And this year's Oscar (Pistorius) goes to ....... Jail. (͡๏̯͡๏)
This has been the weirdest Oscars Awards show ever! Harry Potter was dancing. Bellatrix was singing. And Lucias Malfoy got an award
I saw what Kristen Stewart looked like and started laughing so hard I totally forgot what I was gonna say...
Michelle Obama presenting best picture? This is really just a long live-action episode of Family Guy isn't it?
I want what ever Kristen Stewart is on!! She is anywhere but at the freakin Oscars!!!
Let's all watch a bunch of millionaires give each other gold trophies
Renee Zellweger and Kristen Stewart, drunk or high?
My relationship with my first wife was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.....
Adele looks like a charcoal briquette
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
Sorry Oscar, I had a date with Glenn and Rick and Daryl and Herschel
The Daytona 500 is over. And so we wait for its return much in the same manner we do all once a year occurrences...like the Flu and the April 15th tax deadline. 