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Maybe guys should start drawing on their mustaches like women draw on their eye brows. 
Some say Jesus was black. I don't know if that's true or not, but that would explain why it's taking him so long to come back.
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to not be a douchebag.
I bring a broom with me whenever I go to Walmart so I can clean up all the white trash.
With all the meat related revelations of the past week, I'm waiting in anticipation to hear the truth about Mrs Balls Chutney.
My favorite Transformer is the one that transforms from a hoe into a housewife.
I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
I've had pizza boxes stay in my life longer than some women.
We could do this the easy way, or we could get married.
My girlfriend is so silly. I'm looking at her phone and she's been sending all these sweet love messages and sexts to the wrong number as I never got any of them.
I bet nobody can spell Nietzsche correctly without searching it. D'oh
If you are my friend on Facebook and you need money, don't ask because I have no money. If you are family, or a friend, may I borrow some money? If you are a female and cute, don't worry, I have lots of money $$$
Trust in a big government is like give them a lighter, then cover yourself in gasoline.
Like if you think unemployed poor people are mean, unlike if you think affluent people are vicious.
As they say in Florida, any day you wake up and you weren't swallowed whole by the earth while you were sleeping is a good day.
These people who came up with this "B1ng" search engine in hopes to compete with G00gle remind me of that company that came up with the Z une trying to compete with the I Pod.
Hugo Chavez and that kid Manny on Modern Family look just alike.
Fillibustering a slice of pizza.
If only you guys were as good as telling jokes as you were at trashing our country's President.
if you go through life with your head in the sand all people will see is an ass! 