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   messageicon Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can never decide whether "Every Breath You Take" by The Police is incredibly sweet, or incredibly terrifying
←Rate | 03-05-2013 22:18 by BigSarge Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone get Seal Team Six some round trip tickets to North Korea?
←Rate | 03-05-2013 21:47 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember my first crush... It was orange
←Rate | 03-05-2013 20:51 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm ✔ Saddam Hussein ✔ Osama Bin Ladden ✔ Moammar Gadhafi ✔Kim Jong IL ❒Fidel Castro ✔Hugo Chavez - Not good timesr for my Fantasy Dictator League...
←Rate | 03-05-2013 20:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My top fav 10 dictatorship dreamteam are passing away so fast.....
←Rate | 03-05-2013 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where do we cash out these Likes? I need gas money, and by gas money I mean booze.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 20:27 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know her; it means I don't know if she's more miserable than me or not.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hot dog warmers at Citgo seem to be rolling at half-speed tonight, must be in honor of Chavez?
←Rate | 03-05-2013 19:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez...Say hello to..Adolph Hitler/Vlad III the Impaler/Joseph Stalin/Benito Mussolini/Ivan the Terrible and your friend the.Great Antichrist...The enemy of righteousness the.prince of darkness, pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 19:17 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we please have a moment of silence for the respect we lost for Hugo Chavez?
←Rate | 03-05-2013 19:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez...Hey hey my my, the evil dictator finally died..And once you're gone, you can't come back, your so welcome to satan's act!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:59 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are Dating sites costing more than a date now? I just want to go back to the day of throwing a rock and dragging her off her feet.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:21 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's too bad that Hugo Chavez passed away before he had a chance to meet Dennis Rodman.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:04 by Ice dogg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez: First confirmed victim of sequester......
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally figured out what twitter was today, the thing between the twaat and the sh*tter.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 17:53 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News.... Jane Fonda and Dennis Rodman have been selected to act as Hugo Chavez's pall bearers at his funeral
←Rate | 03-05-2013 17:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had one of those days... kinda like a blind man seeing ur future,,,no like a blonde reading a book,,,nooo like a faT dude doing a speedo shoot,,,noooooo like a crack hoe selling avon.....THATS IT..... Its be a awesome day>>>>>>>
←Rate | 03-05-2013 17:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon TSA to all pocket knifes on flights. Trying to appeal to the traveler that whittles.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 17:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 16:29 Comments (0)  



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