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Cubic Zirconium's slogan should be: Guys can fake it too! 
A friend of mine said that being gay wasn't so bad, but sometimes it's a real pain in the ass ツ
My papal name would be 'Pope Daddy I".
Nowadays people feel they need to identify with others before they can even identify with themselves.
So did the pope sign with the cardinals" I'm confused..whos the pope anyways" was he even in the combine this year?
At least men and women agree on one thing...they both don't trust men.
At least men and women agree on one thing...they both don't trust women.
Why do they still use smoke signals? They've not heard of Twitter?
Don't use your energy to worry...use your energy to believe!
Next time your on a roller coaster take some extra bolts with you then when you're going up that first hill tell the guy in front of you "these just fell out of your chair!!!!"
there may be a re-count for Pope. Turns out there were some hanging chads.
George and Barbara B ush must be some proud parents. One son was President, two were Governors and one now plays for the Detroit Lions!
Round the clock unnecessary news on this...would have been more interesting if choosing the new pope was a production of the tv series Punked.
Say goodbye to that nasty smoke, Vatican! From the makers of e-cigarettes comes NEW e-chimney™.
Don't worry altar boys, I'm sure this new pope will be as admirable & honest as the last couple guys.
My dog tore up the sofa so I chewed up his dog bed. Eye for an eye, Dawg!
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work.
Hey, they had to elect a new Pope today, because everyone wanted to be home for a new episode of Duck Dynasty tonight.... Jack!
The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.
thinking the Vatican blew their chance at making an epic Harlem Shuffle video 