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Discovery Channel - Conspiracies and Myths "Finding The Tooth Fairy" is on...... I hope they find her, that biotch still owes me money from when I was 6. 
Dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast..
If chics would wear slut rings instead of mood rings it sure would save a lot of time.
Daylight Savings Time means I’ll be hungover one hour less than usual this Sunday.
Well, today I found out that they don't like you to wear roller skates in the mall! Or maybe they were mad cuz I didn't have pants on.....not sure which one.
This job fair sucks... They don't have one ride...
Please stop interrupting me while I am ignoring you.
Screw Daylight Savings Time. Losing an hour on the weekend means we're one hour closer to Monday. Dammit.
only Washington can call a decrease in the increase a budget cut...
Well,, If you're gonna be "Polically Correct" about the Pledge of Alliegance... You might as well be 'Geo-Politically correct" and change the Pledge to " One Nation,, under Canada"
Some things are better left unfed or ignored.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea.. I just suck at fishing.
Do not put a party hat on a cat. They are seldom in a party mood.
if you meet a single hot girl, turn and run like your balls are on fire!!
You have to kill some brain cells if you want new ones to grow. It's called cognitive pruning.
Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions.
when a girl posts a bunch of quotes about how strong women are, avoid that s hit like the herp!!!
I lost respect for my wife when she accused me of lying that time I caught syphilis from a pay phone.
It's entirely conceivable that the ass I just saw plays a key role in the machinations of the rocking world...
In-laws are watching the kids tonight. Can't wait to put a load in the dishwasher.
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