Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Interest in the Bermuda Triangle disappeared. Seems suspicious.

   Keep Calm and Keep scrolling... I got nothing funny to say here.

   Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.

   People who say "If I disappeared, no one would notice" are wrong. If I saw someone vanish right in front of me I would FREAK OUT!

   Ahhh Steak and BJ Day we meet again both well done please

   I heard Pope Francis won because of his strong showing in the swimsuit portion.

   Anyone else notice that the new Pope looks like Homer Simpson after a hunger strike?

   Cubic Zirconium's slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!

   A friend of mine said that being gay wasn't so bad, but sometimes it's a real pain in the ass ツ

   My papal name would be 'Pope Daddy I".

   Nowadays people feel they need to identify with others before they can even identify with themselves.

   So did the pope sign with the cardinals" I'm confused..whos the pope anyways" was he even in the combine this year?

   At least men and women agree on one thing...they both don't trust men.

   At least men and women agree on one thing...they both don't trust women.

   Why do they still use smoke signals? They've not heard of Twitter?

   Don't use your energy to worry...use your energy to believe!

   Next time your on a roller coaster take some extra bolts with you then when you're going up that first hill tell the guy in front of you "these just fell out of your chair!!!!"

   there may be a re-count for Pope. Turns out there were some hanging chads.

   George and Barbara B ush must be some proud parents. One son was President, two were Governors and one now plays for the Detroit Lions!

   Round the clock unnecessary news on this...would have been more interesting if choosing the new pope was a production of the tv series Punked.