Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   You're Now Aware That You Can't Say.. "IRISH WRISTWATCH"

   There are no winners when corned beef and cabbage farts are involved.

   Sometimes words are not enough. That's why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...

   I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday.

   WWE: 2 people fighting over a belt even though neither of them is wearing pants.

   I know its St Patricks Day but...No green beer for me..I like my beer Yellow ..goin in and coming out!!!

   If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day

   I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "Yep, that's the one", I said.

   Dear Eminem, Not only did yousteal our name but we're both black on theinside too. Sincerly, M&M'S

   I saw a leprechaun once. After enough green beers you begin to see all kinds of things...

   I wish that talking ferret from my dream was real. He was a right laugh

   Do you think St. Patrick is looking down from heaven thinking, "What are they doing? I hated beer and the color green."

   FACEBOOK – A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples.

   The difference between "single" and "alone" is cats.

   There should be a Fresh Prince reunion where Will Smith plays himself and rest of them are unemployed.

   You have to personally know a moron to fully appreciate the meaning of the word ‘moron’. A mere dictionary won't do.

   I am doing an all day binger at Wendy's for St. Fatty's Day

   When you are talking to yourself, if you are polite about it, people won't think you're crazy.

   Chic-fill-a really does descriminate against gays. Their ketchup packets were super hard for me to open.

   St Patrick's day: A day the Irish celebrate their rich heritage by acting like a bunch of Puerto Ricans.