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Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week. 
Women will stop crying if you start licking the tears off their cheeks and tell them how delicious their life force is. I think.
Jesus died (temporarily for 3 days) for your sins (then resurrected with sweet superpowers). So you (really don't) owe him anything.
I've never met a vegan I didn't immediately hate.
They just caught your girlfriend on river monsters
Leave North Korea alone. It’s like making fun of the retarded kid who eats crayons.
Trillions of stars. Billions of galaxies. So many civilizations. But you’ll never explore one. You’re stuck here on earth hearing about the damn Kardashians.
Diamonds are women's best friends. Little shiny rocks are their best friends. This is the kind of crazy men have to deal with.
We don't need "another" Immigration Bill. We need to enforce the law of the land and send them HOME.... Since when it is become fashionable to REWARD people for breaking the law????
NO AMNESTY!!!. Real Americans don't want it!!
If you preach hatred to your children,you can expect never ending bloodshed.
I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
I am about to drop some dark matter in the camode.
Someone should really tell the ACM's it's COUNTRY MUSIC! Sad.
The only appointments I'm ever on time for are disappointments.
Kim Kardashian looks like a pregnant drag queen.
Let's send Kim Kardashian to N. Korea!!
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
To be a diplomat assigned to north korea, you had to be on someone's naughty list
To Fatty, go ahead and pull the trigger or shut up. 