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You'd think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
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04-15-2013 22:00
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watched one minute of pro wrestling and realized I'm not such an idiot after all...
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04-15-2013 21:50
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My friends status said, "Suicidal, standing on the edge of a cliff"... So I poked him..
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04-15-2013 21:32
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This must be the sensitive site. Lets figure out who did this and Let loose with Team 6
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04-15-2013 21:26
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I was thinking about adoption to fill the void in my life, if only I could find someone willing to adopt me..
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04-15-2013 21:22 by
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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04-15-2013 20:47
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I'd like to Jack Bauer this alleged Saudi suspect....
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04-15-2013 20:29 by
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People in Vimy Ridge would say otherwise about the resolve and bravery of Canadians...
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04-15-2013 20:04 by
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Sharing vigil photos on FB does not solve anything, better values, spending time with your kids and raising them right does.
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04-15-2013 19:42
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what happens when a idiot can't get a gun and wants to make a scene?
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04-15-2013 19:30 by
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Homeland Security is itching to use there new tanks a few more tragedies and here comes martial law
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04-15-2013 18:36
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The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand
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04-15-2013 18:33 by
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A simple sign that reads "This is a bomb-free zone" would have prevented all this.
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04-15-2013 18:23
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We should probably get ready for the Celebrity Plea for Donation....like they cant flip the bill themselves...
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04-15-2013 18:10 by
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I know its Gay pride week, but seeing a rainbow confederate flag is really going to the extreme
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04-15-2013 17:34 by
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So do we need new stricker Bomb laws now?
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04-15-2013 17:31
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wondering.... If they are old enough to go to the store.... are they old enough to get bread?
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04-15-2013 17:19
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Tonight, and only tonight, I'm rooting for the Red SOX
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04-15-2013 17:19
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It's sad to think that the world we live in will never be a peaceful place
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04-15-2013 16:57
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I don't know why we just don't take a bunch of nukes and level the middle east and those towel heads once and for all
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04-15-2013 16:54 by
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