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It's disrespectful to refer to Cinco de Drinko as "Cinco de Mayo 
Let's be honest, if the Westboro Baptist Church pickets your funeral then you've lived a good life.
Still don't understand why people say Happy Cinco de Mayo to us. It's not our independence so shut up!
The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco De Mayo
Gonna celebrate Cinco de Mayo the traditional Mexican way by doing some landscaping.
Wife gets a $20 gift card for Victoria's Secret, spends $380. Husband gets a $10 Lowes gift card, spends $12...
Thanks to the Chinese people and their stupid superstitious beliefs, our grandchildren are never going to see a live Rhino.
Conversations that start with "Don't get mad" seldom end that way.
Relationships are all about finding someone that notices all of your faults and reminds you about them daily.
a lot of women stick their cell phone in their bra now days....i guess that makes it an "over the shoulder phone holder"
2 girls and 1 guy, 0 self respect
My dad carries pictures of me and my brother where his money used to be.
Real men don't wear pink,,,,,,,,,,,they eat it.
Psychology: the search for selfunderstanding through the study of others.
Dear NBC Sports, the black jockey is from the Virgin Islands. Stop calling him an African American...
Facebook: a place when you even write your suicide note, you'll get likes.
admit it. We ALL got a little Gary Busey inside us...
missing the days when he talked in third person...
Kentucky Derby: Look...if I wanna get all worked up about two pseudo-exciting minutes...I'll go have sex.
Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar. 