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   messageicon 2 girls and 1 guy, 0 self respect
←Rate | 05-05-2013 01:54 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad carries pictures of me and my brother where his money used to be.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 23:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real men don't wear pink,,,,,,,,,,,they eat it.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Psychology: the search for selfunderstanding through the study of others.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 21:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear NBC Sports, the black jockey is from the Virgin Islands. Stop calling him an African American...
←Rate | 05-04-2013 19:19 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Facebook: a place when you even write your suicide note, you'll get likes.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 18:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon admit it. We ALL got a little Gary Busey inside us...
←Rate | 05-04-2013 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon missing the days when he talked in third person...
←Rate | 05-04-2013 17:58 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kentucky Derby: Look...if I wanna get all worked up about two pseudo-exciting minutes...I'll go have sex.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:30 by fazlowhere\'dyagettheafro Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are just meant to be a loan.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 15:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon MAY the FOURTH be with you
←Rate | 05-04-2013 15:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to a carnival trying to win an X-box Kinect and the next thing he knew , he'd lost his entire life savings and all he had to show for it was a giant banana with dreadlocks.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 15:24 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil' Wayne Lost his Mountain Dew endorsement over "creative differences" for his Emmett Till reference in his song called "Karate Chop (remix)" ... Now remember, silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 15:00 by Rueberto Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Trust Me When I say Anyone can DANCE!!!!!" - Jack Daniels
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:49 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont know what my future holds, but I know who holds my future....
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:44 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the "Bermuda Triangle" of the internet.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men stand up to get knocked down - woman lie down to get knocked up!
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 symptoms of laziness –> 1.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 13:18 Comments (0)  



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