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All stick figure people are black and all of the family stickers on peoples cars are white 
How the hell do hundreds of male Smurfs live with only ONE female smurf? It's no wonder they're BLUE!
time to buy a mother's day gift with my mom's money :)
I have amazing will power to have avoided the gym for as long as I have...
What do you get a liberal for Christmas? A tent so they can not work like the rest of them.
People who work in retail: How do you do it??? I am merely a humble line participant, and I want to choke everyone around me.
Respect your elders. They made it through High School without Google or Wikipedia.
I hate when I’m all nice and snug in bed and my girlfriend is all like "Baaaabe I forgot my iPhone in your truck".........
the brain controls body movement....i just picked up my drink with my hands therefore I used my mind to do it....i have magic powers
Only small children can get to sleep by counting sheep. The rest of us have to count our problems, mistakes, debts, relationship issues, enemies then eventually cry ourselves to sleep.
Today my eight year old daughter told me Bieber is lame, and I was so happy!!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!
I hate when I take a day off from the gym and it becomes lifestyle
Just slipped in the shower and accidentally made a new Lil Wayne song.
You only stalk the person you think you don't deserve.
My favorite workout routine is putting my phone in my pocket and taking it out every 30 seconds.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It's a free country really.
guess how many people gave up looking for work and started selling heroin.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
When a woman says "I have my reasons". What she really means is "I don't need a reason I'm a woman".
Top tip: Cereal is less fattening if you don't butter it.
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