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I pretend to like people everyday. It’s called being an adult. That’s why we’re allowed to buy booze. 
Of course absence makes the heart grow fonder. Because thats when you forget what an annoying little bltch they can be.
There is no point in fighting with an a$$hole. Trust me, they’ve had a lot more practice defending themselves than you.
With the amount of talking they do, why aren't women better rappers?
Avoid sharing your alcohol, by surrounding yourself with people that don't drink.
They're playing Nicki Minaj at the zoo. Wait nope, just a couple of chimpanzees fighting.
The reason why it's so hard to understand Rachel Jeantel at the Zimmerman trial is not because she's uneducated, it's because she has multiple necks. So it just takes a lil longer for her words to travel.
I'm tired of hearing about Republicans this and Democrats that. For Christ's sake people, don't you realize on July 15th the Twinkie comes back?!?!?!?!
So sick of hearing about Paula dean and gay rights and blah blah.. Let everyone live their life and be happy
Anyone that eats 6 tacos instead of running will soon be running whether they like it or not.
One things for sure, the catering at Klan rallys just got a lot better!!
Paula Deen loves fried chicken but she don't like no dark meat!
N*gger is now the white man's kryptonite
The tattoos girls lower back should all read; "This Side Up."
What do the Smurfs and a Tiffany's diamond have in common? They both come in little blue boxes.
I don't get how holding the door for a stranger is polite but flushing the urinal for them isn't.
"Herpes!"-What I see when your Facebook status says "Vegas, baby!"
It's been 10 days since anyone in the NFL has murdered anybody! So Blessed.
I was going to start running today but then I decided to eat 6 tacos instead.
I don't understand why I get strange looks from dudes at the gym when I ask'em to spot me. Not my fault I can't reach my back in the shower. 