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Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they truly are. 
Right hand green, Left foot blue, Left hand red. RIP Chuck Foley. The inventer of TWISTER
Sean Hannity: "Do you have any regrets of specific actions you did on that February night?" George Zimmerman: "No...I feel that it was all God's plan and for me to second guess or judge it...No sir" Me: (facepalm)
All Jay-Z's problems have been undone by his brother, Ctrl-Z.
It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.
I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already in there don't need company. - Tyrion Lannister
The way you dress is the way people will address you. If you dress like a bum, you gonna be addresses as a bum. If you dress like a slut, you gonna be addressed as a slut. If you dress like a loser…
It's a man's world, until the woman refuses to make a sandwich.
Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...
My 2yo is super bossy. He is telling everyone what to do. Oh I gotta go he said I have to get off the computer...
According to Catholics beliefs, when a Pope dies, he has to perform two miracles from the grave so that he can be considered a SAINT. And you say religion is not DUMB.
lights off : there in grown hairs, lights on: there herpes
"Mom I'm Pregnant" White Mom: "WE HAVE TO GET YOU ON 16 & PREGNANT!" Black Mom: " I Done Told Yo Fast Ass Sleepin Around , We Going To Maury"
To my American friends 9/11 will never be forgotten. ... much like 7/11/95 to my countrymen in Bosnia...RiP to all 8.980 that lost their lives in Srebrenica massacer and may God be with their families
I have 3 moods: Skip every song on my iPod, let the music play without interruption, play the same song on repeat for days
This rain is really starting to become a pain in my grass!
Scenes from "The Exorcist" could have been filmed in my car while I'm stuck in traffic.
My opinions are like farts, so hard to hold 'em in. When one slips, everyone's gonna know it and at least one person is gonna leave the room.
The Judge in the Zimmerman trial looks like Chris Farley
.If the head is split you must acquit
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