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I pooped the other day and called it Peter. That is the closest I have come to playing Call of Duty. 
If my girl dance with another guy she flirting with death
Discussion of Corvettes. Making people argue and act little weinies since 2013.
CNN BREAKING NEWS. JURORS IN THE GEORGE ZIMMERMAN TRIAL HAVE ORDERED TUNAFISH SANDWICHES ON WHOLE WHEAT, AND SWEET TEA.
Maybe nobody loves you because you're boring and needy. Calm down, I said maybe.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective
Weed is legal in 2 states. Having s3x with a horse is legal in 23. Good job, America.
Corvettes... Making haters hate since 1953.
Corvettes. Helping poor men pretend they have big dongs since 1953...
The best part about living in a small town is when I don't know what i'm doing, someone else does.
Corvette....Helping men compensate for small wieners since 1953.
Officer, I resent your accusatory tone & choice of words... FYI: She is my ‘trunk guest’,,, I served her ‘refreshments’,,, and she is ‘in repose’
You know how when a musician dies radio stations play his songs back to back all day? Here’s to praying Lil Wayne lives forever.
God couldn’t be everywhere so he created mothers. Satan couldn’t be everywhere so he created loud chewers.
Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
Well, the body scanner at the airport triggered them to search me in 3 areas.. My chest, my ass and my right front pocket area... Guess the gym is paying off.
Ladies; Don’t turn off the lights when having sex or he will be thinking of someone else the whole time.
Date someone with poor taste in music. So that when she breaks your heart you don’t have to give up your music because it reminds you of her
Taking relationship advice from people on Facebook is like asking a blind person for directions. If these people had perfect relationships, they wouldn’t even be on Facebook half the time.
A man was arrested having weed growing in his backyard today. He claims the evidence was planted.
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