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   messageicon The Lannisters send their regards.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 11:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you wake up at 3am for no reason, there is an 80% chance that someone is staring at you...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 10:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon all the kids wearing hoodies instead of costumes this Halloween are getting skittles, it's what trayvon would have wanted
←Rate | 07-17-2013 09:33 by glengro Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn, it's so hot out. the tounges of my sneakers are hanging out.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 09:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might have a million dollar body, but you got a food stamp face!
←Rate | 07-17-2013 09:16 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Women's work is never done because she's too busy telling a Man how to do his work.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 08:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously Rolling Stone magazine? Was George Zimmerman unavailable for the cover?
←Rate | 07-17-2013 08:50 by ThouShaltNotBeNamed Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you wake up to more animals than humans, I think I know why you're single...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever Google Gary Oldman FFS dont forget the "R" !!!!
←Rate | 07-17-2013 08:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had a "Stand your ground" moment with a black snake in my backyard, I hope the news media doesn't find out about it and instigate more rioting.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon this grassy knoll?
←Rate | 07-17-2013 02:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RJ.. The tour de France is cool and everything but I think if I was to ever race in it I would definitely come in last not because of my racing abilities but because of my attention span in a beauti...oh wow is that a mom n pop flower shop on the top of t
←Rate | 07-17-2013 02:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RJ... oh you better believe I'm calling that store asking for the film back! I don't know who or what was in those pics but you caught my attention.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 02:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like pulling a Joan wilder and out drinking a Sot in Cartagena.... anybody? Chirp chirp chirp... crickets really?
←Rate | 07-17-2013 02:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 01:52 by @DarronDiesel Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't handle me at my worst....then I completely understand,because I can't either !
←Rate | 07-17-2013 01:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How about lets move on from the Zimmerman case already?
←Rate | 07-16-2013 23:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men and women have different ways of cleaning a toilet. Women use bleach and rinse twice.We man just pee on the poop stains as hard as we can..
←Rate | 07-16-2013 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to start a new trend... Work tailgating. I'll be in the parking lot at 5am every day drinking and grilling. I hope it catches on...
←Rate | 07-16-2013 22:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm only 30 lbs away from my New Year's resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
←Rate | 07-16-2013 21:58 Comments (0)  



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