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   messageicon This is Britain's chance to outshine the USA by not naming the royal baby after a fruit, plant, or direction.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate is officially a milf
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Royal baby born weighing 8 pounds, worth billions of them!
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A terrorist attack killing thousands, a car wreck killing two. Nice try britboy
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Captain Crunch and Kate had a little crunchberry.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon William & Kate, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Panda Watch was the best baby watch of all time!! ‪#‎Anchorman‬ , ‪#‎imronburgundy‬?
←Rate | 07-22-2013 15:49 by Tristan Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is a historic day today - one we will all remember. A woman on a bed with the whole of Britain watching and waiting. RIP internet porn....
←Rate | 07-22-2013 15:47 by @ballysboots Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm surprised people don't use photoshop to also clean the house in the background of all these fake photos they upload
←Rate | 07-22-2013 15:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in...Goerge Zimmerman resues cat from tree!!
←Rate | 07-22-2013 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER !!!
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You realize like, billions of women have done the same damn thing right?
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: George Zimmerman says he's "keeping an eye on" the Royal Baby, will let us know if anything seems suspicious
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere in London, a princess is pooping on a delivery table. Just keeping it real, folks.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal Baby is already promised to marry into the Lannister family.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just name the damn royal baby Monday since everyone hates it already.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He died doing what he loved; failing to deploy a parachute.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:05 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, guys don't want to get with you because you're hot, they want to get with you because you're easy. Know the difference.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 11:11 by Dude Comments (0)  



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