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This is Britain's chance to outshine the USA by not naming the royal baby after a fruit, plant, or direction.
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07-22-2013 16:41
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Kate is officially a milf
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07-22-2013 16:28 by
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Royal baby born weighing 8 pounds, worth billions of them!
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07-22-2013 16:25
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A terrorist attack killing thousands, a car wreck killing two. Nice try britboy
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07-22-2013 16:09
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So Captain Crunch and Kate had a little crunchberry.
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07-22-2013 16:08
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Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
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07-22-2013 16:08
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William & Kate, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Panda Watch was the best baby watch of all time!! #Anchorman , #imronburgundy?
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07-22-2013 15:49 by
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This is a historic day today - one we will all remember. A woman on a bed with the whole of Britain watching and waiting. RIP internet porn....
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07-22-2013 15:47 by
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I'm surprised people don't use photoshop to also clean the house in the background of all these fake photos they upload
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07-22-2013 15:10
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This just in...Goerge Zimmerman resues cat from tree!!
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07-22-2013 14:25
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The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER !!!
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07-22-2013 13:40
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I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
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07-22-2013 13:23
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You realize like, billions of women have done the same damn thing right?
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07-22-2013 13:21
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BREAKING: George Zimmerman says he's "keeping an eye on" the Royal Baby, will let us know if anything seems suspicious
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07-22-2013 13:18
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Somewhere in London, a princess is pooping on a delivery table. Just keeping it real, folks.
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07-22-2013 13:16
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The Royal Baby is already promised to marry into the Lannister family.
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07-22-2013 13:16
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Just name the damn royal baby Monday since everyone hates it already.
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07-22-2013 13:14
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He died doing what he loved; failing to deploy a parachute.
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07-22-2013 13:10
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My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
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07-22-2013 13:05 by
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Honey, guys don't want to get with you because you're hot, they want to get with you because you're easy. Know the difference.
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07-22-2013 11:11 by
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