Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   the new prince should be be called....`s greatest hits!!!

   Lets all hope they name the Royal Baby NORTH

   If cockroaches can survive nuclear war and chemical warfare, then I want to know what is in a can of RAID?

   All my status updates should be read in that hollow "affect-less" voice of a man with nothing left to lose.

   forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family

   Worshiping Royalty is the opposite of what America was founded on.

   Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. . .

   Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

   Why did they say Duchess Kate went into "labor?" The royals have never worked a day in their lives.

   Ya know, in France they would have called it the "Royale Baby with Cheese".

   The Royal baby took so long to come out they are going to name him George Michael

   Maybe the royal baby is Dennis Farina reincarnated.

   It's SO weird to think that before we invented cars,, if you hated someone, you had to key their horse.

   It's a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone... Someone has to honk when the light turns green.

   My pet rock pees on the floor.... Bad boy!! (Then I spank his butt)... Then mom lectures me for 2 hrs. about hitting rock bottom.

   This whole rescue could have been avoided if he just stayed in his vehicle. He should have called it in and waited for ems to arrive.

   I don't do kings and I don't support inbreeding.

   George Zimmerman helped 4 people out of an overturned SUV. I'm guessing it wasn't a black SUV.

   Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.

   Well if he is the Duke of Wellington, I guess they could name him Beef.