Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Music will be just fine.... Miley's twerking or not

   When you were 18, Miley Cyrus was 2. How was the Twerking for you, Robin Thicke?

   If Miley ever twerks again, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be unleashed.

   In my case significant other refers to my liver.

   I don't step on people's toes, I trip and fall.

   The key to a successful relationship is to love each other and make fun of the same things.

   The worst stage of any relationship is when you're having sex but still not comfortable enough to fart.

   In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves.

   Girls who say they're in a relationship with Jesus are basically dating a guy they've never met & has been dead for over 2000 years.

   "That's a dent from my girlfriend's butt from when I ate her out on the hood." I said to the Insurance Agent. He just clicked his pen.

   It's not easy being flesh and blood in a world full of plastic people.

   Miley you just broke my heart... my achy breaky heart.

   If Miley Cyrus wore a g-string, you'd still be able to see the string.

   LIL KIM IS STILL ALIVE?

   I wonder if Kanye West's baby cries in autotune...

   Miley Cyrus can't stop, but she really should.

   I hope Miley Cyrus is on drugs so she'll have an excuse for that $hit...

   I already told you. I don't know any sign language... Geesh, Are you deaf?

   This is the worst self help forum I have ever read.

   Today, my girlfriend asked "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat." "Yes, honey I do." was not the right answer.