Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I think during every government shut-down, we should declare a Purge, just like in the movie.

   On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....

   Do this mean no mo guvment cheese?

   Sooooooooo.... Since the NSA isn't watching right now, I can say whatever I want.... right?

   Happy "GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN" DAY...again everyone

   The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?

   God I hate T-Party

   Just like the Government....I feel shut-down when my wife talks too much too....

   The guys at Home Depot must take classes to know exactly what I meant by "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing."

   Why does FB show me people I "may" know, LAWD these are ugly people, stop it!

   If our Government shuts down how much Electricity will we save?

   CNN Breaking news: Due to Government Shutdown, all the aliens in Area 51 have been released......

   When Iran and Syria are able to compromise more then Republicans, you know our country has a problem.

   This shutdown seems to be bringing out the inner-retard in everyone.

   GOP= Greed Over People

   CNN Breaking news: Grand Canyon is closed, please don't look if you are driving or flying through.....

   "okay okay...I'm up" - Green Day

   Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....

   With the gov't shutdown, who will protect our borders? Asking for an amigo...

   Inner beauty is just code for when we go out you're buying your own drinks.