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Some of you people are great.... Others should be towed a safe distance and blown up as precaution.
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10-21-2013 19:49 by
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Oh yeah, well this girl I know had her baby shower in the rec room in the projects. I wish it was a joke to, but it is not... lol
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10-21-2013 18:42
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The difference between Republican and Democrat is the difference between Gonorrhea and syphilis ..ENJOY !!!
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10-21-2013 17:44 by
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The Director of Obamacare just asked for FEMA assistance...
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10-21-2013 16:38
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I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.
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10-21-2013 16:13 by
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Today Facebook was down, so I had to actually talk to my people that didn't live in my computer... I haven't done that in a few years, hope I don't get sick!
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10-21-2013 15:00 by
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You the bomb" "No you the bomb" A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east...
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10-21-2013 14:11
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My dream car is a food truck.
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10-21-2013 13:43
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Once was a man named BARACK, EVERYTHING he said was a CROCK, He talked with a SMILE as he LIED all the while...."OBAMACARE'S Great! Ask your DOC"
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10-21-2013 13:31 by
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I'm available if you wanna dance with somebody or wanna feel the heat with somebody... just sayin.
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10-21-2013 13:19 by
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Technically speaking, a Twinkie is a sandwich, right??
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10-21-2013 12:41
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Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.
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10-21-2013 12:33 by
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This girl I know is having a baby shower at McDonallds hahahahah this isn't a joke....I wish it was but it's not
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10-21-2013 11:58
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Facebook must be prepping for upgrade, the new one will suck you in faster than a Hoover vac held by a prisoner who hasn't seen a woman in 20 years!
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10-21-2013 11:29 by
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Sometimes, life is like a jar of jalapenos.... What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
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10-21-2013 11:17 by
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My Facebook wasn't working this morning, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people....
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10-21-2013 10:32 by
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Every Colt grows up to be a Bronco
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10-21-2013 10:31
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"What's your pet hate?",.. "Well he doesn't like it when I stick my finger up his arse!"
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10-21-2013 09:44
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On a scale of 1 to 69, how bad do you want me?
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10-21-2013 09:03
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Every room is a waiting room without you.
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