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   messageicon What color are Paul Walker's eyes? Blue. One blew one way, one blew the other way.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 05:57 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 05:53 by Cybus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ladies, you know that feeling you get when you roll over & realize you made a horrible mistake? I could give that to you every day.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 05:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hotels, holiday resorts, airports and restaurants should just go ahead an employ a full time professional photographer to take people's pics they can post on their Facebook walls.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 03:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just love Cinemax late at night , don't you?
←Rate | 12-02-2013 02:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never realized how many of my Facebook friends were close with Paul Walker.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!
←Rate | 12-01-2013 22:01 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dudes should not ''poke'' other Dudes on Facebook!
←Rate | 12-01-2013 21:50 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stock in Vin Diesel just went down.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 20:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't there an American Idol Contest somewhere you should be voting for?
←Rate | 12-01-2013 20:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon it doenst matter where you click on the ad you will step on the roach
←Rate | 12-01-2013 20:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do people with spinning flashing inflatable Christmas lawn ornaments think is tacky?
←Rate | 12-01-2013 20:24 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon where the hell was Torreto???
←Rate | 12-01-2013 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My stock in Johnny Walker is through the roof!!!
←Rate | 12-01-2013 18:58 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 18:15 by Iceman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,
←Rate | 12-01-2013 18:02 by remy Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon porn + cheetos = orange pecker
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If one day speed kills me , Don't cry because I was smiling" - Paul Walker
←Rate | 12-01-2013 15:11 Comments (1)  



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