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The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time... 
I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim
I'm disgusted when I see an old man with a younger woman. Or a younger man with a younger woman. Just couples. Or groups. Any person really.
The "thank you wave" you receive after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the only thing holding this fragile society together
When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
People on Facebook do realize that dead people can't read their RIP shout outs, right?
What you see is what you get with me. Unless you see my snacks.
Every pair of panties can be a thong if your ass is hungry enough.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realised it was Monday.
People that like to put their two cents in, make sure you have enough to spare first!
it is such a big shame how some Americans derive joy out of others pain, RIP Paul walker and may your family have the strength to move on
Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
The "mayday" button on the new Kindle Fire should be renamed the "let me show you my weiner" button,,, 'cause that's all it's gonna be used for.
At least once a year, we should all be allowed to go to Microsoft headquarters and reboot all of their PCs without giving them notice.
I just hid my teenage son's Christmas gifts behind the vacuum, in the dishwasher and next to the trash can that needs to be taken out.....guaranteed he will never find them!
I tried to bring sexy back,,, but they said it wasn't in it's "original" condition
I would like to thank all the people who let me know it was snowing today, like I'm some clueless idiot.
apparently cyber monday takes on a COMPLETELY different meaning on some websites
Sometimes you look at a person, and it begs the question: was he born an idiot or had any additional courses completed?
Women are always complaing that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around.....That's because women take up all the closets 