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Okay can we only go through one day of Mandela jokes instead of the 3 days of Paul Walker????? Thanks! 
Went to Walmart for some toilet paper but they were wiped out...
I'm doing laundry for the whole family. (Not my family - I'm at my neighbors. They're going to be very surprised.)
I gave my wife a couple of credit cards and now my credit score is lower than the speed limit
My credit score looks like the speed limit!
I like Carrie Underwood better on Sunday night football
The creator takes those who are strongest...so that those who are left behind have something to live up to. RIP Nelson Mandela
So in other news...On his last night, Larry King will reminisce about some of his best interviews with people like Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and Moses
RIP the great #NelsonMandela. Morgan Freeman played you in a film & now you will meet God. Also played by Morgan Freeman.
For the young folks who don't know who Nelson Mandela is, he was like the Cliff Huxtable to South Africa's Theo.
Nelson Mandela the only "Black President" that will be missed!
RIP Justin Bieber. He was just attacked by an ostrich in Louisiana 20 minutes ago.
First Paul Walker now Nelson Mandela please let the third person be Lil Wayne
RIP Nelson Mandela. Your "I Have A Dream" speech was an inspiration to us all.
So if you're blind and on the toilet do you wipe until the dog barks or how does that work?
'Nelson Mandela dies at 95' Respect where it's due... That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker!
Nelson Mandela is dead. he has done some simply stunning things in his lifetime, my favorite was his performance as Red in Shawshank Redemption.
Nelson Mandela was in prison for 27 years, yet he tackled racism, poverty, inequality and still changed the world! WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE?
Was Nelson Mandela the driver of Paul Walker's car?
Fast food protester sign: "Us deserve's mor then minum waig." 