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To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area. 
I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping
Suddenly I think I know how an Oreo Double Stuff cookie feels.
Holiday Tip #236: When hosting a covered dish holiday dinner where everyone brings something, never put a skinny person in charge of desserts.
on a positive note, I got the results of my drug test back today
If watching the big-screen TV with a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy...
the number of tattoos & piercings a person has is directly related to how quickly they get bored
Express lanes should have signs banning old people and people paying with food stamps.
Nothing says thankful and greatful like puching your fellow man in the mouth for $30 off a cheap TV made in China. Now get out there and fight for your kids presents, cause whats a great Christmas without a war story for the kids..
My son just told me a joke. So here it is, tell me what you think. Why do midgets laugh when they run?? Cause the grass tickles their balls.
It's always fun to run out of the bank after cashing a check, and yelling "Go, Go, Go!" as you jump into your car and speed off.
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 300,500,192 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 10:29PM on 22/05/2003
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.
Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
Before comedy how did people know women and men were different
Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!
The first rule of Women's fight club is don't tell anyone what you're mad about or why you're fighting
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