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Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves. 
The "mayday" button on the new Kindle Fire should be renamed the "let me show you my weiner" button,,, 'cause that's all it's gonna be used for.
At least once a year, we should all be allowed to go to Microsoft headquarters and reboot all of their PCs without giving them notice.
I just hid my teenage son's Christmas gifts behind the vacuum, in the dishwasher and next to the trash can that needs to be taken out.....guaranteed he will never find them!
I tried to bring sexy back,,, but they said it wasn't in it's "original" condition
I would like to thank all the people who let me know it was snowing today, like I'm some clueless idiot.
apparently cyber monday takes on a COMPLETELY different meaning on some websites
Sometimes you look at a person, and it begs the question: was he born an idiot or had any additional courses completed?
Women are always complaing that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around.....That's because women take up all the closets
Give me a chance girl and I'll grow on you like the unexpected rap verse in an otherwise catchy pop song
My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night.
*walks in dressed as Jesus* Wife: OH, MY GOD *takes off beard* “No, it’s just me”
Apparently, there's no need for a web-cam on Cyber Monday.
RIP to the other guy in the car with Paul Walker who isn't being recognized because he's not famous.
Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
On next week's walking dead! Guest star Paul Walker!!!....still too soon?
In honor of Cyber Monday...my pants are 75% off...
He who is humble is not stressed by the superiority complex of fools around him.
Wonder when we will see the "Paul Walker" on The Walking Dead?
I said give me head not headache.
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