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The mega winner says she picked the numbers by her kids birthdays… Please tell me what month has 39 days 
Duck Commander releases new pen*s shape duck call just in time for the holidays.
Science can't figure out whether an egg is good or bad for you, let alone accurately prove how the universe formed or evolution.
Breaking News! You can "QUIETLY" be an Atheist and leave people who believe in something more substantial, believable, reasonable, realistic and is NOT a mere product of mental invention......Learn to stay in your lane dummies.
Breaking News! You can "QUIETLY" be a Christian and leave people who believe in something more substantial, believable, reasonable, realistic and is NOT a mere product of mental invention......Learn to stay in your lane dummies.
Recent study shows half the teenagers have never sent a letter, I guess a text/email don't count must be all the abbreviations OMG!
I was going to buy you a Christmas gift, until I Got High!
I was going to buy Christmas gifts from my lottery winnings, I was close I had one number, I guess you'll have to wait till next year!
if anyone is still shopping for Christmas gifts, this week is "procrastinator's week"
Ladies; there is a difference between being stingy/cheap and being broke.
I'm sure the sale of duck calls to the gay community will be on the decline...
Phil Robertson just learned the hard way that once you get sponsorships you can no longer express your opinion...unless your sponsors give you that opinion.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...
Miami Heat are a big bunch of cry babies... LeBron is a douche. THEY SUCK!!
Buying someone $1 lottery ticket as a gift and tell them ..."but what if you win".... and look at them light up, while hiding the fact giving them a dollar says they are not worth it!
Why do people disect every word a pro athlete says? I'm pretty sure none of them are Rhode's Scholars...
the motion detector in my bedroom is turned on and it never goes off.
In a couple year I'm going to be one of those senior citizens that bites and urinates on people, I already do one of them....
When the kids are bad this time of year, I tell them I just burned one of their presents. If they're really bad, I say it was the puppy.
If you don't think it gets lonely at the North Pole, take into consideration that Santa named one of his reindeer 'Vixen'. 