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Monopoly has come out with a new version of its board game to commemorate President Obama.....all the properties have half their value and the money has been replaced with foodstamps

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←Rate | 12-14-2013 12:11 by EF Comments (0)

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.

←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:57 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)

I just got a copy of Santa's naughty list and it is almost identical to my frields list.

←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:55 Comments (0)

I'm the man from Nantucket.

←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:33 Comments (0)

Iran sends monkey into space, the UN needs to check that, they might be building a zoo up there!

←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:12 by Lil-David Comments (0)

People who say marriage is only between a man and a woman underestimate my love for pizza.

←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:09 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)

Sometimes I wonder if the weird guy I work with thinks I am the weird guy.

←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:07 Comments (0)

Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be

←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)

Parents, I need some advice please. What's the right age to explain to children that FOX news isn't real? Thanks

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←Rate | 12-14-2013 09:32 Comments (0)

Kanye West?......I've never heard of her!

←Rate | 12-14-2013 08:30 by EF Comments (0)

Al Gore is an idiot!

←Rate | 12-14-2013 07:21 Comments (0)

We are slaves to the NRA....take a moment today and remember Newtown's victims.....

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←Rate | 12-14-2013 06:19 Comments (5)

US and Chinese warships play game of chicken, Kim Jong said " hey you two.... Uncle!

←Rate | 12-14-2013 05:12 by Lil-David Comments (0)

Megyn Kelly said "Jesus and Santa Claus are white" well if they weren't they live in Detroit and East St. Louis!

←Rate | 12-14-2013 05:03 by Lil-David Comments (0)

Just got home and found all the doors and windows open everything gone! What kind of person does that to someones Advent calender?

←Rate | 12-14-2013 03:56 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)

The truth is anyone who thinks we're still having global warming should look at what is happening in Egypt and realize that they're in DE-NILE. (Sorry I couldn't resist)

←Rate | 12-14-2013 01:15 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)

Apparently someone is stabbed in Detroit every 54 secs. It must suck to be that guy.

←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:45 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)

snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.

←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)

Kids today.. I swear they just cant figure shi& out on their own. Its like they need a you tube video to show them how to wipe their As%

←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)

Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorce. He spend 27 years in prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said. I CANT TAKE THIS SHI%

←Rate | 12-13-2013 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)