Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   This climate change stuff is so hilarious...

   Get an education. Global warming/climate change is indicated by extremes. Unusual, extrem heat waves, droughts, hurricane season, sunamus, tornadoes, cold weather systems, blizzards, etc.

   My wife is the most irrational person I've ever met. Well, technically, she's tied for first with every other woman I've met...

   Teachers: Remember, you can't hit the kids but you can still hit the bottle.

   Walk in the club like whaddup I got a... Oh no, Oh God wrong building. I'm so sorry. Continue with your funeral. God bless

   It's scary how your life is based on how well you do as a teenager

   If you have a frownie eat a brownie -My Grandma

   So bored with being bored because being bored is boring!

   I wish someone loved me as much as white women in commercials love yogurt

   I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone

   Every pizza can be a personal pizza if you eat the whole thing

   My favorite part of the day is when theres food

   Hakuna Ma'vodka -No memories

   All I need right now is a hug, and five hundred thousand dollars in cash

   People who bite icecream scare the hell out of me

   Can't believe it's been a whole year since the world ended in 2012

   I have no idea what a Hollaback girl is, but it's the only reason I know how to spell banana

   Pizza doesn't ask silly questions... Pizza understands

   I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for

   My imaginary friends can beat your real friends ....