Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....

   If you ever feel unconfident in your body, just remember that pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money.

   Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes

   France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.

   Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!

   So hom0s like men clean shaven, hairless, emotional, caring men? Why don't they just go for women???

   This is a perfect example as to why we should quit send money overseas to all these ungrateful countries. Why does the US even care about the rest of the world? They clearly don't care about us.

   Soccer: Kickball for grownups who need a game that's totally random and no need for strategies. Kinda like shi**y hockey.

   repeatedly being hit on by fat butch lesbos a good thing?

   That moment when you realize you will probably never be half the man your mother is...

   I made this status nice and short so you can just move on with your life.

   this is lame as f***

   Yo I'm not even American and I hate your your dumb a$$ . Justin Bieber just send me a text from Canada he said he hates your dumb A$$ wait wait Jose Rodriguez from Mexico email me and said ( te odio maldito idiota)

   If you hate America leave & dont post here anymore for already.

   America hates your dumb a$$ and all of us here

   Hate America ? Everyone Hates america until your being ass raped by dictators

   Lick the $hit Stain our the crack of my Super Bowl you dip$hit

   WHERE IS FUNNY

   I was talking SOCCER, not RUGBY...Stay on subject...EEJIT!!

   I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.