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   messageicon it's funnier in its original form, "Happy as a puppy with two peters".
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:29 by George Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't believe we're degenerating into a world of illiterates, just read a few pages of this board.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:26 by George Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's God Bless... Not Good Bless.... And that's why we look like morons!!
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:16 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm as happy as a dog with two d*cks
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Define FREE you over-leveraged, bankrupt, healthcare inflated, morbidly obese, war monguering, globally ignorant, media slaves?
←Rate | 02-04-2014 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: the most powerful nation in the history. We're gonna have haters from weaker countries. Good bless America!
←Rate | 02-04-2014 08:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cant wait for spring
←Rate | 02-04-2014 08:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Y'all want the slaves back??
←Rate | 02-04-2014 08:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's better to be a Yankee than a Limie bastid
←Rate | 02-04-2014 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awesome how America is called the Land of the free yet is built on the anhilation of American Indians and the enslavement of African and Indian people. Dimwits who dont know their own history.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 07:44 by susanchops Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm proud to be an American. Where at least I know I'm free.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For f_€ k sakes! How about something funny instead of intra national hate dialog.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 06:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year's resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 05:28 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only way to make soccer interesting is if they could pick up the ball and throw it...
←Rate | 02-04-2014 05:15 by mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon American women are way hotter. For starters, they have teeth.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 05:09 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Tried Gordon Ramseys diet tip tonight: cooking with whisky! It worked!!! After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen
←Rate | 02-04-2014 04:44 by Jos Comments (0)  


   messageicon America does not actually think it is as popular as the world thinks it is. We simply laugh at ourselves more than everyone thinks we do.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 04:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 03:09 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon You British Fu*k no one cares about soccer
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon America...... All the gear and no idea!! How does it feel to know everyone hates you. :)
←Rate | 02-04-2014 02:10 Comments (0)  



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