Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   “It's not up for discussion,” is a thing I say to my wife when I’m absolutely certain I want to spend the next six hours discussing it...

   Dr. Huxtable was an OB/GYN with an office in his home basement. I mean, come on...

   I can't help but wonder if Bill Cosby's roofies tasted llike a Puddin' Pops.

   By 2050, four out of every five Americans will be a Duggar...

   Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret...

   I'm thankful that everyone has finally shut up about this Ebola hysteria to let us all celebrate Thanksgiving.

   So...I'm only going to assume that's it probably not a good time to yell "if it's brown it's down" in public.

   Well, it looks like Ebola has taken a break from mass hysteria to let us celebrate Thanksgiving.

   I am SO out of the loop. So are Ferguson people rioting because Bill Cosby raped 20 women?

   Does anyone know when the Christmas Tree lighting ceremony is set for Ferguson this year?

   If the Ferguson police used THC grenades instead of tear gas, you'd see a much different scene.

   DAMN!! Obamaphones sure are getting one serious workout these last two nights in Ferguson!!

   Kids: Never tell a stranger where you live. Give them your neighbor's address and watch what happens.

   The only women who have brains are the ones who have not had them banged out of her yet.

   "I understand your logic, but let's try to look at this more emotionally." - men

   Remember Tiger woods was going thru it? - Bill cosby

   Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right

   I went to Ferguson, MO and all I looted was this lousy T-shirt...

   Why were police firing tear gas at rioters in Ferguson when they could have been firing job applications at them?

   I can understand the right to protest. What I don't understand is why everyone had Christmas Lists in their hands. Oh yeah..... Looting Monday.....