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WOW,,,, my nana REALLY can't take a punch anymore 
Little Known Fact: The Golden Girls was originally titled Depends on Friends
Cruz chooses Billy Graham as VP, even though he might not be alive.
Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."
If your parachute doesn't deploy don't worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
Happy Stoners Eve
Daughter: "Mom, you are in my personal space." Mom: "You came out of my personal space."
And if Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family.
I make up for the time I've wasted on the Internet by stopping the microwave a few seconds early
[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face*,,,,,,,,, And when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time
Based on the white smoke pouring out from under the hood of my car, it elected itself as the new pope.
Forgive me if I unfollow you...God only gave me so many brain cells, and I'm not about to lose them over these retarded posts you put on Facebook everyday.
The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
If the Pope can take in a couple of lesbos, I should be allowed to too.
Fast food workers that want a tip confuse me, if you want a tip, be a server, not a flipper.
[on a date] Me: I own an airplane , racecar, and a yacht... Her: Wow... Me: But not all at the same time,, I haven't got that many Legos
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. " And you're a human being not a lobster?!
"Did you see that Bruce-" It's Caitlyn now. "*sigh* -that Caitlyn Springsteen is playing at the arena?"
Yea i've climbed mountains before [checking my reflection in a butter knife] mountains of babes
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