Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Turns out doing and saying not very well thought out things is actually a very dumb stupid idiotic thing to do ..... Just ask my wife ..... Well .... Ex-Wife now.

   Just so we dont have black kids running around the neighborhood looking suspicous -It's "Pokemon Yo". Keeps all your searches confined to your welfare housing project.

   Two Jihadists have been located: Hous Bin Farteen and M'Balls iz Hari

   Has it occurred to ANYONE that if you can organize that many people to protest, you can organize that many people to help build businesses, clean up your streets? Where's that rally?

   Pokemon GO has done more for child obesity in the last 24 hours than Michelle Obama has in the past 8 years.

   You seem like someone desperate enough to LIKE your own FB posts.

   Being a police officer is an occupation, a choice. It comes with a salary and benefits just like any other jobs. AllJobsMatter

   Don't you wish they would invent a Clap-on Clap-off device for some peoples mouths? Well .... Until then I guess the usual "Apply Fist to Face" routine will have to do.

   I made this huge To-Do list for today. Guess my next job is gonna be who is gonna do all this stuff.

   Very impressed with the quick action and massive protests by Black Lives Matter in Chicago this weekend protesting the death of 15 young Blacks so far in July. HAHA ... Just kidding .... They don't really care about black deaths in Chicago.

   You win some You lose some You set some on fire.

   Before you are kind to strangers you must be just.

   Just found out other countries like bahamas, Africa and Russia are issue warnings not to travel to the US if you're a black person. When is Syria going to issue there warning?

   I once thought I would become a vegetarian because of how much I loved farm animals, then I realized how much I loved farm animals and there is no way I would become a vegetarian.

   ... Hey ..... My kid didn't have Child Safety Seats when growing up ... And look how well he turned out!!! He invented the Child Safety Seat and is now worth $187 Million ..... #SmartLivesMatter

   This status was written and copyrighted in America, stolen by the Chinese, and re-branded. But I was able to get it for a really good deal on EBay. Just took like a month to get here.

   .... I think we should all vote for Pedro and all our wildest dreams will come true .....

   I'm almost positive that Mona Lisa is smiling because she just passed gas and got away with it.

   Dod you know, Clinton's yoga emails are code for how she got Nickelback's ancestors together on the Titanic lifeboat.

   Having more RT's than likes is the social media unicorn.