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In Melania's defence, in her country it is considered a compliment to plagiarize a speech from the previous First Lady.
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07-19-2016 09:29
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Pikachu? Come to my backyard and get a Glockatchu!
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07-19-2016 08:45 by
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Hey africans, we know yous dont have legal vehicles or jobs to go to but please refrain from dancing in the road and blocking traffic
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07-19-2016 08:44
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Planet Earth or as other worlds like to call it, The Planet of Idiots.
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07-19-2016 06:22
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On a deteriorative scale, my liver is somewhere between Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Sheen.
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07-19-2016 01:16 by
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Remember that one time when Kanye West made a song dissing gold diggers? Then turned around and married the biggest gold digger in the country?
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07-19-2016 00:28
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I'd give five bucks to hear Melania say, "Moose and Squirrel"...
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07-18-2016 22:53 by
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Life is good .... the alternative is not.
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07-18-2016 22:30
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Speakers tomorrow night at the GOP Convention include Erin Moran, Burt Ward from "Batman" and the dude that played Urkel. #starpower
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07-18-2016 21:54
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Why can't we drop all the hyphens and just be Americans?
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07-18-2016 18:49
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I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was "The Twilight Zone" and not "The Nightly News."
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07-18-2016 18:47
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Pokemon Go is now more popular than Tinder another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
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07-18-2016 17:22
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Hey ... Even Duct Tape can't fix Stupid ..... But at it can muffle the sound.
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07-18-2016 17:14
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Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.
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07-18-2016 14:32
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I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
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07-18-2016 14:31
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Black lies Murder ....
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07-18-2016 12:46
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BLM does realize there are Black Cops too ... Right?
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07-18-2016 12:45
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... Well .... For the safety of all in attendance ... I certainly hope the official Olympic Flame in Brazil will be comprised of a gargantuan industrial sized Citronella candle!
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07-18-2016 12:23
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We know Black Lives Matter, we're just trying to figure out why
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07-18-2016 12:06
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Written within the Bible there are no "Black" or "White" Churches because the Messiah did not come to save "Skin" .... He came to save Souls.
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