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The less you know, the more you think you do. 
DAMMIT ... Please stop texting me when I'm texting you ..... Now I have to change my text!!
Remember, YOU are unique ... just like everyone else.
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn't work if it isn't open.
Welfare is intended to help the needy not to become a carreer
Heck .... If you don't want to make America Great Again .... What else would you want to do with the country?
Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.
I like people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order....
Does anyone else get Road Rage walking behind slow people?
.... My girl friend keeps harping on me that a relationship is all about Truth and Honesty while at the same time tells me she is voting for Hillary!
.... Hey Kiddy's ... Did you know that 47 Years ago the first men landed on the moon using less Tech than it takes you to catch a single Pokemon!!!
I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey
How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy?
Black Olives Matter
The U.S. birthrate is at an all-time low. The birthrate is now so low that "The Maury Povich Show" may have to cut back to just half an hour.
I think Eminem should become a dentist just so he can say "snap back to reality, oh there's a cavity."
I'm so old I'm still looking for Waldo. F*ck Pokemon.
People are playing Pokemon and Scott Baio is relevant again while I'm over here deciding when to see that new movie "Titantic."
Mike Pence is a wax sculpture in a museum of what people used to believe and live like centuries ago.
If Peter Parker's occupation isn't as a web designer in the new Spider-Man movie I officially give up.... 