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   messageicon I'd give five bucks to hear Melania say, "Moose and Squirrel"...
←Rate | 07-18-2016 22:53 by Scstarman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is good .... the alternative is not.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Speakers tomorrow night at the GOP Convention include Erin Moran, Burt Ward from "Batman" and the dude that played Urkel. ‪#‎starpower‬
←Rate | 07-18-2016 21:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't we drop all the hyphens and just be Americans?
←Rate | 07-18-2016 18:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was "The Twilight Zone" and not "The Nightly News."
←Rate | 07-18-2016 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pokemon Go is now more popular than Tinder another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 17:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ... Even Duct Tape can't fix Stupid ..... But at it can muffle the sound.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 17:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 14:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black lies Murder ....
←Rate | 07-18-2016 12:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon BLM does realize there are Black Cops too ... Right?
←Rate | 07-18-2016 12:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ... Well .... For the safety of all in attendance ... I certainly hope the official Olympic Flame in Brazil will be comprised of a gargantuan industrial sized Citronella candle!
←Rate | 07-18-2016 12:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We know Black Lives Matter, we're just trying to figure out why
←Rate | 07-18-2016 12:06 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Written within the Bible there are no "Black" or "White" Churches because the Messiah did not come to save "Skin" .... He came to save Souls.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that BLM only protest when a black person is killed by a cop. Why are they not protesting in Chicago where 200 black kids are killed by 200 other black kids every day?
←Rate | 07-18-2016 10:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon As you Mature... you learn that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 10:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taylor Swift on an episode of Scooby Doo: “And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Kardashians!"
←Rate | 07-18-2016 05:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon black lives matter on or off this week?
←Rate | 07-18-2016 02:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NRA finally said how to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun. It involves pigmentation.
←Rate | 07-17-2016 20:34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm old enough now to realize the only pork in "Pork and Beans" was an inedible piece of bacon fat
←Rate | 07-17-2016 20:25 by Zipomatic Comments (0)  



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