Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.

   I like people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order....

   Does anyone else get Road Rage walking behind slow people?

   .... My girl friend keeps harping on me that a relationship is all about Truth and Honesty while at the same time tells me she is voting for Hillary!

   .... Hey Kiddy's ... Did you know that 47 Years ago the first men landed on the moon using less Tech than it takes you to catch a single Pokemon!!!

   I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey

   How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy?

   Black Olives Matter

   The U.S. birthrate is at an all-time low. The birthrate is now so low that "The Maury Povich Show" may have to cut back to just half an hour.

   I think Eminem should become a dentist just so he can say "snap back to reality, oh there's a cavity."

   I'm so old I'm still looking for Waldo. F*ck Pokemon.

   People are playing Pokemon and Scott Baio is relevant again while I'm over here deciding when to see that new movie "Titantic."

   Mike Pence is a wax sculpture in a museum of what people used to believe and live like centuries ago.

   If Peter Parker's occupation isn't as a web designer in the new Spider-Man movie I officially give up....

   Do women get annoyed more easily than men, or are men better at annoying than women?

   Scott Baio speaks at the GOP convention on Monday and the creator of Happy Days dies on Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not.

   The worst part about trying to kill a fly in your house is when it starts to mock you.

   Why is Columbia the only school capable of producing Ghostbusters?

   My girlfriend asked me when I last had s ex with someone that wasn't her. I said.... "back in '06". It sounds much better than "June"

   blame the a hole running t his platform for allowing this political bs to fly.