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Dear ... Hillary .... We know you ...... That is why we can't .... and shouldn't .... support you .... 
When it comes time to vote and your only choice is between a liar and an orangutan
I'm known all over the world for my exaggerations.
The local car wash had a special "Brazilian Wax", now my car's carpet is gone....
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille
i know I'm fat cause every time I pass a buffet my phone joins its wifi network
Grand Thaft Auto Go, New mission steal that car and kill everyone. Available Soon
United we stand divided we fall
The Un-United States of America.....
Isn't it curious how almost all of the Networks slammed the evil Republican Convention all this week. Prediction: They will almost all have an ecstatic and excited thrill running up and down their collective legs during the Democrat convention.
I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
.... If the wrong toy is inside of it .... Is it still called a Happy Meal?
I wore a bow tie today and got pinched by three guys on my way to work. I guess what they say about bow ties are true.
Can we stop calling it medical marijuana and go back to just calling it marijuana yet?
The less you know, the more you think you do.
DAMMIT ... Please stop texting me when I'm texting you ..... Now I have to change my text!!
Remember, YOU are unique ... just like everyone else.
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn't work if it isn't open.
Welfare is intended to help the needy not to become a carreer
Heck .... If you don't want to make America Great Again .... What else would you want to do with the country?
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